Spam lovely spam

I have begun on my project to write music for my spam texts. I cant wait to see the look on the face of my composition instructor when i show him exactly what kind of songs i've been writing.

buhahaha.

Its scored for a non-vibrato soprano, a reading part, a violin, cello, bass, guitar and piano.

The text in this passage reads: " Penis growth patches are here! no pills, no pumps, its the patch!"

I couldnt help but crack up while writing this. I hope someone finds this as amusing as i do.